Brazil tops the list of 2009’s emerging markets (no surprise there), but the number two slot goes to dark horse Romania. Who knew? [WWD]
 

If you’re looking for a seat at Monkey Bar, avoid “excessive socializing” while at the restaurant. According to Graydon Carter, this could lead to a 10 p.m. time slot (embarrassing!) or, worse yet, no reservation at all. [NYT]
 

Tinsley and Topper Mortimer could be calling it quits. Apparently her new love interest has a castle. [Page Six]
 

This week Bradley Cooper is dating Renée Zellweger. Try and keep up. [Page Six]
 

As of Monday, Kanye West’s Louis Vuitton kicks were behind schedule. Now they’re sold out. Figures. [The Cut]